Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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