Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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