big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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