In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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