you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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