I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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