I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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