I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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