wanna go halves on a baby?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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