A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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