We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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