with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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