I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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