Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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