:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
