I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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