We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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