I feel great
I just peed on a car
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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