So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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