sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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