Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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