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the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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