Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am spending my child support on dildos
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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