is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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