So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think my tv is drunk
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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