Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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