therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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