So drunk its hurt
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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