ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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