I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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