Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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