yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
