do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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