should my penis look like a turkey
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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