The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Someone came in the potted fern
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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