have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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