I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Randomize
