People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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