Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Come on in and take your pants off
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