the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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