I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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