I'm eating all of the evidence.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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