i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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