Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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