After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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