omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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