Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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