Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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