Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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