I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just cropdusted the office
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
